Thoughts, Dreams and Disillusions

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i think we should rent out the tron and have a mighty boosh party where everyone has to dress up as a character and we watch the dvds and get pissed then probabkle dance around like idiots

so ive been 21 for a couple days now, its pretty much the same ,

got pretty horsed on wed which was good, gonna thanks magy and jenna for the lovely cake, stath for the bottle of champagne and everyone else for jsut turning up, cheers

also went for a meal with my folks last night and have to thank shafter and his dad for the free tequila and champagne but he must be warned that revenge for the happy birthday music shall be gotten (you bastard)

was good, my mum got drunklast night thats alwasy fun

i also found out that im related to the last proper romany gypsies in britain, and the were murderes and theives, i knew i had to get my rage and shifty looks from somewhere

anyway out again today on a little bit of a bar tour so should be good

x

So its my birthday tomorow and drinkin shall be done

gonna go bowling at 1:30/2ish then to the tron bout 6ish for food and drinking all are welcome, also on sat gonna probably attempt some kindof pub crawl and that will start at the struan about 3 ish though that does depend on if i go out friday and how ill be feeling

so i went to the back yesterday for a meeting, i now have a new bank account, a credit card and an ISA, no idea how that happened,

then me and hep went out to see what the indigo yard and berlin beirhaus where like but didnt know where they were, so went to standing order and had strberry beer, it was like drinking a smoothie (which by sheer coinsidence im drinkin now) it was awsome, also had a pint in the rosestreet brewery cause "it looked quiet", went to the tron for a couple then to the globe where twister shots where had, i wore a bra and kings was played with strangers, also went to opium.

today was also a good day, i bought 2 cans of mountain due at the cost of £1.10 each, hopefuly worth it, i also got borritos and i came home to find my RnB cd of phil collins songs had arrived...its genius,

also my new mp3 player may have also arrived but have to go to dhl to get that later

bad news is my brother has filled my PC with some crap music, about 5 gigs worth, theres afew good albums but the rest is awful, words shall be had

see yall soon x

so today will be my 12th day in a row working woohoo, day of tomorow though, i have a meeting with a finacial advisor which should be fun.

gonna go and look for a place to go on my birthday which is on the 25th if you didnt know, gonna check out the indigo yard and berlin beirhaus

the most exciting news is i got a new duvet and its the warmest comfiest cossiest thing every, im finding it realy hard to get out of bed....more so than usual

sooo comfy

x

So shafters birthday was muchos enjoyable but my head hurts right now, steak bakes are key things to have when drunk

hopefully my birthday will be somewhere near as enjoyable though shafter clearly wins by plying us with free beer....genius

i think im gonna go back to bed

night xx

so what sucks is getting new digital camera, taking it out, drinking beer, breaking sed digital camera, having to fork out £110 bucks for a new one.

boo

ive been thinkin alot recently about doin something different for a change, i thought about travelling again and i also thought about moving somewhere foreign and getting a job for afew months or what not, problem is i dont know how difficult that would be, cleary i wouldnt need to much help getting a job since i am amazing and cleary emploayble by 98% of the planets companys, but finding a place to live, a pub to call my local and generaly getting round a new city might be a bit more troublesome, much more thought is clearly needed.

hope everyone is good

end x

arite happy new year an all that jazz,

i dont have any resolutions realy as id jsut break them

may try to cut down on the old praying

this is the year of hepburn and im his sidekick so its gonna be fun

all the best for 2006

x

went christmas shopping today as i hadnt bought anyone anything, now i have. i also pretty much purchased a suit so i can look awsome at the dinner im goin to on the 27th now all i need is a white feather for my trilby and ill look "pimp'n" or like an arse, ehter way is good

i agree with alice about wednesday, may i suggest an early trip into town to enjoy the winter wonderland and german market before heading out to drink....remember it jsut a suggestion

mery christmas week all x

so it would appear im passed my prime, i can no longer hande a 3 day bender like i used to, i had to make myself sick 3 times at work today cause i felt so bad, urgh

it started on a cold monder afternoon, me a ginger lefthanded small nipplked manboy left the comfort of edinburgh my my tall long faced friend hepburn on a trip of discovery, to the city of discovery....dundee. we arrived at 5:30 and met Dickie and made a b-line straight for a pub, then this is where i feel it all started going downhill....i had one if mnay alcoholic beverages of the trip, we had planned togo to dickes and drop stuff of the meet callum so i could go to the gig with him...instead we sat and drank, some more ppl arrived invluding our very own kathryn, eventualy at some point i went to the gig with callum where iu sweet talkid the securty man and he let us stand pretty much at the side of the stage....the gig was awsome biffy played a blinder of a set, we then met the folk at abertay union, drank more and played pool, then i think we went to jumping jacks for more booze and banter, dicke was ejected. went back t dickies and slept, dickie tried to thow us out at 8:30 cause he had work, we were having none of it, went back to huxters for food with kathryn and russel, ate and hen got another beer, got on a bus at 4:30 and headed to aberdeen, arrived 6:30ish and went straight the triple kirks where we remaied till it closed, a bunch of ppl came out iincluding alice, gregor, stone, seib, we playid kings , stome wasnt alowed into exodus after for being to drunk,on the wed we were meant to get a bus at 12:40 but at 12:30 it was decided to goto the pub for food.......we started drinking. we then went to play some pool and then went to stones to drop things our stuff of, then it was back to the pub, we playied more kings and gregor and emily came out again, went to revolutuon were me and the big man had a shot of 88% vodka, we also gas chambered it........IT WAS AWFUL!!!!!! then we wne to the priory then to exodus, this mornig i felt bad, went to bus staiton to try get a bus, it was full, then went to see bout a train 33 bucks each, ended up wating an hour but gettin a bus for 5.50 each, had to go straight to work and was 1.5 hours late, couldt hack it , im so ashamed

also i managed to lose a hat, then find another hat, then lose that HOW MAN!!!

hope everyone feels 1000000 times better than i do right now

peace out x

yesterday i wathced die hard 2 : die harder to get into the christmas spirit
today it only go's and freaking snows big time
coinsidence.........i dont think so

COME WITH US ON A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
TO THE WORLD OF THE MIGHTY BOOSH


im goin to see the mighty boosh live in march


SO FREAKIN GOOD

"im goin to take you to lunch with mr and mrs pain, serve you u a violent quiche"

sooooooooooo

basicaly whats been goin down aint to much, was out last week wi people including some glasgow folk which was good, though didnt need to know about "air cock"

then im been workin and on thurday i worked then somehow managed to get a free pub meal of my folks but then it got strange, at 9ish i started burning up and shivering and having a soar head, pretty much gettin the flu, so i went to bed when i got home where it got worse, i was on fire but shivering, couldnt sleep cause of that so watched some without a trace, then about 11ish i got to sleep where i had a flu induced hallucination anout being at war but my gun fired yellow skittles (the sweets)and people were dieing, i awoke but because of the hallucunation i still though i was at war , it was fuckin mad, anyway when morning time arrived a felt almost 100% so it must have been a 12 hour flu, went to work, then to a party drank, met folk, played kings (best game in ages cause there were lots of new folk) then lft wi hep, it was chuffing cold, got home 5amish slept then went to work at 12

work was ok

maybe out tonght, i just dont knoew


"I licked his back... he doesn't know I licked his back, all on his yellow suit... I'm the moon."

well its been a while and to be fair not mych has been goin on

ive been working alot and a bit of boozing as usual.

this is day 2 of my 5 days in a row off work which i call "Whitson 5 day fest of stuff" yesterday i cleaned my house then wathed movies with soph,

today i slept alot and probably gonna go and do something and get drunk

tomorow ppl are coming from glasgow and gonna get drunk

sunday...prob get drunk

and monday do the pub quiz

im quite into one tree hill at the moment

anyway should probably go find some clothes to put on then make arangements for turning sober whitson into drunk whitson, ill let u all know how that turns out

fo shizzle x

well today has been one of those days

i actualy got a good noghts sleep, though it was rudely shortened by waking up fro work, got in at 9:30 which means i only have 14 hurs of work to go, oh the joys

the 1st part of work was ok, ot everything done, watched lost episode 5 series 2 and smallville episode 1 series 5 which was all good and awsome, then not 1 not 2 but 3 drivers couldnot come into work.....no good, anyway truned out not to bad till 8 when shit and fan collided for a bit but it wall worked out. anyway finished work and wne to see my folks in the pub, got told that they dont want me getting a realjob (even though my my nagged at me for ages bout that) they actualy want me to go to college, so apparenty thas what im gonna be doin, then we chatted about my parents hoiliday to italy, where they informed me that on a trip to austria they "accidently" went to a caanibis cafe for lunch and ended up stoned, my mum thoough the things on the tables were lamps.....i creased myslef for quite some time, then we talked about my primamry school days for a bit as we walked past gyle muir, not im home and not as tired as i should be so it aint all bad

hope everyone is good

id love to see my folks stoned

end xx

ello,

i was up till 7am this morning finishing of watching series 1 of LOST and its fucking amazing but now i realy need to see the start of series 2 as no questions are answered just more things get fucked up.

thats realy all that needs to be said


over and out x

"everything dies, but does everything realy die"

think about that

i think im addicted to bollywood, that or alcohol one of the 2




peace out homes x

hey yall

so been a while since i updated this bad boy, dont worry though i not gonna do a magy and put up pictures of weiners and masterbatory shennanigans..........well not just yet anyway


theres been some working and some boozing as usual though its that time again when people fly the coup and go back to uni :o( its not all doom and gloom though, the sun can still keep us warm through gaps in the cloud (not to sure what i mean but it seems to make sense)

i also think im an insomniac, was up till 5am the other day, ended up watching a 3 hour bollywood movie which was a spoof of american movies, it was mad but enjoyable in my sleepless state.

ach well hopefuly will get to the land of nod at a decent time as got dayshift in the morning

mr t says "dont be a fool, stay in school"

word x

You are Greed!
What it is:The 5th worse of the sins.It is desire for material things you don't have or need.
Punishment in Hell:Boiled in the finest oils.
Animal:Frog.
Color:Yellow.
DemonMammon.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )


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